We all speak a unique and special language. For some of us, we have a few favorite words in our language. For many of us, this involves profanity. Who doesnâ€™t love to scream â€śFUCKâ€ť when theyâ€™re angry? Or â€śSHITâ€ť wen they drop something? Or â€śASSHOLEâ€ť when someone cuts us off? Yes, cursing and using profanity is its own stress reliever and who doesnâ€™t want to share in the glory that is potty words?
“Girls aren’t supposed to curse”— First of all (@ayfirstofall) October 17, 2017
First of all, fuck you
Other people: gosh darn it— Christina Novelli (@MissCNovelli) February 24, 2017
Me: God fucking fuck ass shit damn cockwaffles
Why i curse so much pic.twitter.com/XLvVzynsxT— bryan gibbs (@GibbousMoony) July 16, 2013
Sometimes "Fuck it" is my final thought before making most of my life changing decisions...— RäRä© (@Moi_RaRa) February 24, 2013
I don't have a swear jar, I have a swear cooler. pic.twitter.com/jDhLmSn9sH— ?Griffin Hawkins? (@WhammehBar) January 15, 2017
me: i really need to stop swearing— cam (@StaySafeCxS) January 2, 2015
20 seconds later: where the fuck is my goddamn shitbitch pencil
when you are around a new group of people & are trying to watch your language pic.twitter.com/gMGn6DLTsq— sarah frueh (@sillysarahmay) October 14, 2017
“Per my last e-mail” is office speak for “bitch can you read”— Future Ghost (@OhEmmeG) December 21, 2017
Friday is my second favorite F word— go crazy it's stay c (@stacehirsh) September 29, 2017
Dear Apple,— Bakari Sellers (@Bakari_Sellers) October 22, 2017
No one uses the word “ducking”. No one.
Friend: Do you have to swear so much?— Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) November 24, 2017
Me: Do you have to breathe in and out?
Them: "cursing is not cute"— Kia? (@Kia__xoxo) September 5, 2016
Me: " BITCH I don't give a FUCK ???
Me in 4th grade: Wow swearing is so bad I won't ever swear! Me now: Pass the motherfuckin salt you bitch.— JAY (@JAYVERSACE) January 22, 2015
You may very well be a piece of shit, but you’re my piece of shit and I’ll always have your back.— ?ghd? (@GingerHotDish) December 3, 2017
Preschool teacher: Your daughter said a bad word in class.— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 19, 2015
Me: Where the fuck did she learn that?
I guess "Peace out, bitches!" wasn't an appropriate way to leave the PTA meeting.— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 7, 2017
I know this now.