We all go to Twitter for different reasons. Some go to hit their heads against the poisonous political red tide (that’s a metaphor about a type of algae, not a political position) of modern day America, blacking their eyes on the idiocy of our political system’s slow meltdown into a heap of radioactive slag.
1. Michael Ian Black
Co-member of comedy group Stella, and co-star of Wet Hot American Summer, Black has written eight – count ’em eight – kids books. So he probably knows a thing or two about children, including the two he’s got.
6. Andy Richter
Richter currently plays the sidekick to Conan O’Brien, but don’t forget – he his own eponymous sitcom. That’s the comedian’s Oscar, right there.
5. Taye Diggs
The most attractive man on this list, Taye Diggs is an actor, singer, and also a frickin’ children’s author – plus he’s divorced which makes him SO eligible…
4. Rob Delaney
Delaney was 2012’s funniest man on Twitter, which is probably not his greatest accomplishment – he has 3 kids, which probably are. I’d imagine.
3. Lin-Manuel Miranda
The creator of Hamilton, Manuel also created a son, who is probably a total genius.
2. Jim Gaffigan
Gaffigan might be the dad-est dad out there.