23 Dudes Who Need To Check Themselves Before They…Whoops, Too Late

There’s a fine line between being cute and flirty, and being an a**hole. Now to most people, that seems like a pretty easy line not to cross—but there are some dudes who just can’t seem to manage it. Being thirsty is not a good reason to be a d*ck, and it’s definitely not gonna help you out with ladies, who on the whole prefer their potential sexual partner not to be really interpersonally sucky.

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So if any men reading this think that negging is an actual workable tactic, think again – it’s not. And even if you’re not trying to smash, there’s no reason to be rude. Take a lesson from these dishrags:

1. This guy who just acquires people:

2. This thrifty fellow:

3. This not so close friend:

4. This guy who goes the distance:

5. This dramatic dad:

6. This hungry dude:

7. This snake charmer:

Also, what is her name??

8. This intellectual:

9. This impatient mofo:

10. This guy getting circed:

11. This studious dude:

12. This dude who never asked for anything before:

13. This guy who tried and failed:

14. This guy who at least gets off a nice metaphor:

15. This humorous chap:

16. This guy who went WAY too far:

17. This reassuring message-r:

18. This f*ckin guy:

19. This spelling champion:

20. This mistexter:

21. This guy, coming out of nowhere:

22. This walking dictionary:

23. This sincerely creepy person: